Imagine there's no Heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world

Monday, April 11, 2011



Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.


If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.


A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

You never learn anything by doing it right.

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.



I am erotic. You are kinky. They are perverts. We protect. Our allies enforce. Our enemies oppress. Congress appropriates. Microsoft lobbies. Citizens steal.

Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.


To appreciate heaven well, it's good for a person to have some fifteen minutes of hell.

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